Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Dishnary

Aaa : Excuse me

Amount : A figure in negotiation

Bhendi: Generally okra….but also a code for sister fucker

Bhai : In the train means gentleman. On the street means Don

Raap Chick : Supremely well endowed girl.

Champal: Footwear

Dorling: A close friend of the same sex….usually used loudly on a cell phone to prove the coolth of a person

Chondu: Fucker in Guju hindi

Ding dong: Fidgeting in the train. “ Aaa bhai ding dong kaiko karrela hai”

Biddu: Nineties term for buddy. Now slightly out-a-fashion

Motarwala : Brand of cell phone

Leg stump: Male genitals. Usually announced loudly to ward off Hemus (see hemus)

Hemu : Homosexuals

Gud: Jaggery. Also Hemu.

Vasu: A young frustrated man….chasing any kind of girl.

Rakhi brother: Means a rejected proposal from a girl. Now just friends and shopping companions.

Kaakdi: Cucumber. Also means awesome.

Dalda: A cooking medium. Dollars in the bania shop.

Doctor: A contract killer who gives goli to his customber

Customber: Buyers.

Builder: In Kurla a very muscular man. In Malabar hill, the man with two BMWs and one Lexus.

Octomber: The month after September
Gardullah: A substance abuse victim.

Bhabhi: Sister-in-law. Also a woman trapped in a man’s body.

Tips: Breasts. “ aaa kya tips hai…boss!”.

Lip: Elevator.

Line: Career. “ Tu abhi bhi woh advertije ka line mein hai?”.

Outline: A gone case.

HiFi: Show off. Also upper class thing.

Khaliwali: Reference to the dancebar world.

Fielding: In Girgaum it means to stalk a girl. In Bhendi Bazaar deployment of the police force

Dubai: Head Quarters.

Quarter: A govermet accommodation. Also alcohol.

Off: Demise.

Heart: Cardiac arrest “ usko heart ho gaya”.

Rehmani: A high grade of germ in the arse

Sulemani: Another high grade of germ from the same region

Khajoor: Term for a guy acting smart.

Uncle: Sarcastically addressed senior in the local.

Aunty: Hot married woman.

Chagan: The husband of Aunty who is busy making money in the stock market.

Chaap: Making money. “ kitna chaap raha hai”.

Hatke: Unconventional.

5 comments:

sgm said...

Fulltoo solid hain baap!

vineeta said...
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vineeta said...

kya itam nikalelai boss, mast!

timepass said...

sahi hai..isske baad post nahi??

gunJan said...

u r a genius sir:-)!!!!!!